leave something in the elevator

To not know anything in life and not understand how to do your job

yeah she did leave something in the elevator

leaving someone unread

Purposely not reading a Snapchat or other form of instant messaging for a period of time to make it seem that you are busy with other things besides waiting for them to text you. Not to be confused with leaving someone on read.

George: Dave didn't open my Snapchat for 5 minutes, even though he's doing literally nothing else
Hannah: Sounds like he's leaving someone unread.

leaving the porch light on

When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.

Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie

Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work

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i’ll never leave

The greatest lie told by your toxic ex

them: i’ll never leave you
also them: *literally leaves*

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leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

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company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!

cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.

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Leaving the bread on the floor

To avoid/ignore/not notice the main part of a conversation, topic ect.

Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.

"Don't leave the bread on the floor."

"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."

"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."

"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"

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