to have a dick like lightning is to not sleep with the same person (usually female) more than once, referring to the saying that lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.
"Can't strike twice man, dick like lightning" - Kota Minyota "P.I.M.P. in E.P.
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to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.
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When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.
You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!
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male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis
"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts
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There’s Jäger ripping a rail of white lightning
When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.
John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that
John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing
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