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The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.
A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
The best character on big mouth
His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard
Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass
Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States
The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.
A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.