Purple Llama

the phase yelled or spoken to indicate the incoming of a hand, destined for someones button, intended to be extremely painful and shocking. Played all of the time, occasionally more intensly than others. Purple llama can be playful or very agressive. Many take great pride in leaving battle wounds.

**seeing Geroge running up, ready to strike**
"Purple Llama", yells Jenna
**people move to cover their rears**
-Tom, not quick enough to cover his rear, recieves a forceful slap from George, to his hind quarters, and shreeks in pain

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llama

1. an horse like animal that spits at you if frightened.
2. a girl the kisses a lot many different people (a.k.a kissing whore).

1. I pet the llama at the petting zoo
2. -Dave: Yo i made out with Toni.
-Rem: Yo, so did i. She is such a llama.

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llama spit

when doing a girl from behind, after blowing your load... you yank her around and spit directly in her face.

Aaron gave Ashly the Llama Spit last night!

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llamas cock

pink dress
fat girl asshole
long erected penis
swear word
fat sweaty ballsack in fat girls face

i put my llamas cock all over.
that is a hot llamas cock.

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llama licker

A person who likes to lick llamas.

Edwin's a damn llama licker, he licked that llama all night long.

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Llama

Creatures that are referred to in the song "Hip Hop Is Dead", by Nas. They're meaning in the song is umknown by the author, perhaps Nas was high when he wrote the song.

Nas: Rich ass niggaz is ridin' with three llamas.
Me: What the hell is he talking about?

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Ugly Llama

The opposite of a Sexy Llama: An ugly, stupid person.

Oh my God! He's such an Ugly Llama.

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