CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter

person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock

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in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

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Riddle-Lock

Phenomena in which a male student attending Embry Riddle Aeronautical University (Either Daytona or Prescott campus) feels the need to be excessively possessive of his girlfriend. This is due to the utter lack of any other female presence on the Riddle campus, thus causing said male to feel overly protective of the one female that he has found.

“Yo you gonna let Johana go out with Laura tonight?”
“Hell no, I got that bitch on RIDDLE-LOCK. I’m not losing my chick!”

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caps lock

The most useless key on a keyboard.

Person 1: Caps lock is so useless.
Person 2: Yes, why do we need it when we have two shift keys?

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lock up

A ridiculously bad 80's movie with Stallone. It's good for unintentional comedy.

Lock Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEQbofU3maE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5TwKApFC4

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Bitches on Lock

To have a bunch of girls that want to get in your pants and give you head.

Damn look at all the Asian women around Mr. Lo! Sean's got the bitches on lock!

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Cough-lock

When taking a massive hit of weed goes bad u think ‘O-Shit’ followed by a coughing, gasping, and choking that Takes over and can lead to mucas flowing from the face, puking, sweating, changing skin color,
due to lack of oxygen, and has been known to last several minutes...... one would call. CAUGHLOCK!!!!

I hit the bong too hard and got cough-lock!
I got cough-lock from hitting the blunt one time.

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