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a.ka. (Hellbug London)Game that was released in October 31, 2007 that contains more bugs than Timon and Pumba. Please stay away until the year 2349 when they should have fixed most of these bugs.
Hey man i was playing Hellgate London and i encountered another bug to add to our list of 1,459,698,493 bugs we found so far.
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An act where 2 women wearing plastic warm honey filled dildos have thier way with a man in the middle who is facing upwards, an inverse Eiffel Tower
Oprah and Galye "London Chunneled" the heck out of Stedman last night, a good time was had by all!
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a woman having the urge to wanna pull down her panties for a hot guy, so many crazy meanings to the word that sickos have overlooked the fact that in the video, Fergie's is standing on the table and her panties show the British flag. the video shot really gives a pretty obvious hint if you think about her British panties, the man she seduces in the video, and the lyrics. it connects.
These crazy pseudo-porno definitions of Fergie's new slang would make Fergie's London Bridge stay up and relocate elsewhere.
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The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.
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A sexual position akin to an eiffel tower. Much cooler than the foursome brand, its threesome variant features two ladies and a gentleman. The gentleman will lie down on his back with his member erect. One lady will then mount his genitals, while the other straddles his face. The two ladies should be facing one another and may make contact, if desired. The gentleman will perform intercourse and cunnilingus as applicable. If they choose, when approaching climax, the participants may exclaim "the London Bridge is falling down!" as they will no doubt be so fatigued when they finish, that they will collapse upon one another.
Frank took his two lady friends into the back and performed a London Bridge. What a lucky guy!
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when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
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The most amazing and special person that you will ever meet. No one is like this person and they are the most fun person you will ever talk to. When you are not with this person you wish you were.
My life is so boring whenever i'm not with London Brownlee
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