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Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.
Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off
Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan
Guy 1: exaclty
a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?
other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.
Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.
My boy Reggie had testicular cancer and is down to only the lonely.
You are considered a lone cowboy when you are at home with nothing to do, bored out of your mind, and decide that you are going to go jerk off. You take your gun out and start blasting.
duude, im so bored. im gonna go be a lone cowboy
The Lone Gunman is when a man jerks off in the corner while choking himself with his gun belt.
Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!
A bounch of trash talking fuckers who lose jobs because they can not withstand fighting at work, party animals that have vodka with their coffee. They smoke the good shit. They throw parties thinking their the shit when in reality their parties suck ass!!
Hey guys, lets go to Lone Grove for that badass party!