lonely boy

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.

Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty

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lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation

Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.

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The Lone Stanley

When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

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Only the lonely

A single testicle.

My boy Reggie had testicular cancer and is down to only the lonely.

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lone cowboy

You are considered a lone cowboy when you are at home with nothing to do, bored out of your mind, and decide that you are going to go jerk off. You take your gun out and start blasting.

duude, im so bored. im gonna go be a lone cowboy

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Lone Gunman

The Lone Gunman is when a man jerks off in the corner while choking himself with his gun belt.

Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!

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lonely pervert

A man who fists his pocket pussy.

Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.

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