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mr bandit

Pretending to be a girl in a chat room and getting pictures of a guys cock & face who you know in real life, without him knowing its you. And sending the pictures to everyone he knows at work and online.

Today I did a Mr Bandit to that freak who lives down the road from me.

by QFan June 14, 2007


Mr. Danger

The nickname used by former Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to refer to the former American president George W. Bush. Chavez called Bush "Mr. Danger" whenever he was in a good mood or just tired of calling him “The Devil”. Interestingly, the dub “Mr. Danger” comes from a classic Latin American novel, “Doña Bárbara”, written by the Venezuelan author Rómulo Gallegos and first published in 1929. In the novel, Guillermo Danger, also referred to as Míster Danger, is a perfidious and symbolic character that represents the threats of imperialism to the young Venezuelan Republic. So folks, lets face it: Chavez might have done many crazy things but he did pass his literature lesson.

Chavez in 2006: “To say it to you in my bad English: You are a donkey, Mr. Danger. You are a donkey, Mr George W Bush."

by Rufino Pincharratas March 19, 2013


Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 24, 2023


Mr. Maki

Mr. Maki is a crazy wild guy who makes dirty jokes, acts like an older brother, and takes you to Starbucks. Don't get to close to a Mr. Maki because he can be very spooky around 12-14 year old kids. Mr. Maki gives some spicy tests but it's not too hard to succeed in this creamy class. Mr. Maki likes to draw dirty pictures on the whiteboard for everyone to see, he thinks he's quite funny as well. If you meet a Mr. Maki, make sure to never get on his bad side.

Oh dang! Mr. Maki has done it again.

by Fantabulous Kiddos November 08, 2018


mr. williams

A Teacher who attends Shawnee mission south and is the biggest dick in the whole school.
He never gives enough time to let you finish your test and gives a shit ton of homework that will ruin your whole week.
He also uses a system called "discussion points" which means you actually have to pay attention or he will fail you.

Person 1: hey, do you want to go to the football game after school?
Person 2: nah I got a quiz in mr. Williams class tomorrow so I gotta study.

by Hambre December 12, 2017


Mr. Stank

Mr. Stank is that one guy in your friend group who always 'stanks'. This can be taken literally or metaphorically. The most common use is when someone stinks on both the inside and the outside. The one who regretfully succeeds as both is then named Mr. Stank.

Literally: "You stink, Mr. Stank."
Metaphorically: "Look at you, Mr. Stank, stankining our mood."

Friend 1: "What's that smell?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just our 'friend' Mr. Stank."

by The Mr. Stank July 13, 2020


Mr. Beattie

A big principal weenie who likes feminism butts and is in the blud gang. Mr. Beattie is couins with 6ix 9ine. Mr. Beattie is the worst principal of all time and the gayest man ever. Nobody likes his evil side kick either Mrs. Lesniass

You are such a Mr. Beattie.

by Your Mom 69696969696969696969 November 13, 2019