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trigger machine

a person or thing that constantly triggers you. A trigger machine can be anything you want it to be. Most of the time, trigger machines are your parents, teachers, or annoying friends. You can joke around with your friends and call them trigger machines.

my professor is a trigger machine because he keeps the class late all the time.

Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!

by vikachula January 28, 2020


Treble Machine

A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.

or...

A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.

Dude, crank the treble machine.

I'm not driving your treble machine, yo.

by moxie_mama April 20, 2010


deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 6, 2007


washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

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Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.

It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise

by Juan Tolchez February 4, 2018

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chuz machine

A fat vaporizer

Hey man, you got your chuz machine?

by Dildosaurus Rex February 3, 2018

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Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

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