mass maleing

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.

Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."

40👍 14👎

Fe-Male

Iron Man's sexual play name. Is believed to have been his prior choice in name, before being taunted at a crime scene.

Saved woman:"Thank you for saving me, um..."
Iron Man: "You can just call me Fe-Male."
Confused crowd: "What did he just say-- Hahahaha!"

Fe-Male will keep this world safe!

42👍 15👎

Alpha Male

Not real, a man who thinks he’s better just because he doesn’t wash his ass crack. Alpha Males are most likely homophobic.

Sue: John is such a simp and a prick to other guys!
Jon: Of course! He calls himself an Alpha Male.

297👍 129👎

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

3063👍 1632👎

Aussie (male)

Someone who would never be so immature as to have written the previous definition.

Aussie males: the hottest, sexiest, most fun men on the planet.

132👍 59👎

omega male

The highest possible status a man can achieve. eats alpha males for breakfast.
When an omega male is born its game over.
the end.
As in the movie "omega man" only man left standing.
despite being the oppisite of alpha, an omega male represents the top of the human food chain as there can only be one.

"I am the the omega male... hah."

1444👍 758👎

Male Tampon

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

263👍 126👎