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Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
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A superior bikie dude from Ashgrove in Brisbane who likes to ride out to Wivenhoe with his mates, drink VB on the trip and toss the cans over to the side of the road. Also known for his big long bikie beard which he hasn't shaved since 1977.
Policeman: You are under arrest for riding under the influence and throwing cans on the side of the road.
Marijuana Milo: You can't arrest me, for I am Marijuana Milo.
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When you're smoking weed and you accidentally swallow some of the smoke. Then when you burp and smoke comes out, that's a marijuana phenomenon
"Bro! Remember that joint we smoked after lunch? I burped in the middle of math class and smoke came out. Mr. Mason called it a marijuana phenomenon!"
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The show's title is a play on the long-running Broadway show The Vagina Monologues. The show began its run in March 2004.
"The Marijuana-Logues...what was I saying?"
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One who is able to accurately aim one's smoky exhalations. (i.e. out a window, at someone's face, etc.)
Despite a distance of about five feet between me and the small crack in the window, no smoke remained in the car when I exhaled. I felt like a true Marijuana Marksman.
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What David and Jer blaze. The best of the best marijuana. Something you have probably never seen before, especially if your name is AJ or GayJ.
Dude, we need to get some marijuana danks today.
Oh shit AJ is coming! Hide the marijuana danks.
AJ, did I say you could hit my marijuana danks? *slap*
I love blazing mad fucking marijuana danks.
Dude!!!! This marijuana danks is so fucking dank!
David: What the fuck is this shwag GayJ?
GayJ: This shits bomb, what are you talking about?
Jer: See, this is why we hide our marijuana danks from you. Pussy.
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Basking Ridge basking ridge basking ridge basking ridge!!!!
I went to a Basking ridge party in the hills( the hills is not basking ridge) and they party favor was pot!
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