Mars volta

This is by far the worst band that you could ever listen to, and i mean it. never ever listen to this band or else your ears will be scared forever. This band sucks major cock because their fucking beats arent even beats it sounds like they r just punching the fucking guitar and just banging on their gay ass drums.

That Mars Volta band can suck my left nut and eat my butt crust because they suck dick.

That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags

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mars bar

ed carrick a tanned friend of mine

hey mars bar come here

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"mars bar"

The area between the anus and the scrotum. Good for sniffing and licking.

I'd like to sniff your "mars bar"!

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mars argo

A crappy band made up of two people who have changed their real names in an attempt to sound more aloof and elite. Their music is made up of computer made electronic noises, cheap lyrics, and high pitched whines.

Matt: "What is this whiny hipster garbage pouring into my ears?"
George Moonbeam Ross: "It is my favorite band, Mars Argo!"

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mars bar

the thing in my hoodie pocket

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woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

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Mars-ing

Cheating on your boyfriend and treating him wrongly, only to deny it and continue acting like a terrible human being.

guy: hey, what's up with you and (insert name)?
guy#2: ah, he started mars-ing so i left him.

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