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Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.
Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life
A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.
There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!
The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot
Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?
Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!
Person 2-oof
noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho
Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days
A player in the game of Craps that concentrates his betting on the Field Box. The house has an advantage over the player yet this person is highly successful.
He knew exactly when to parlay his bets into a big win at the craps table, what a field master!
When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.
Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."