A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.
Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.
When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.
I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!
mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls
man lets mat bernier up in this bitch
when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.