took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

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We made it great; my vote mattered

We made it great; my vote mattered

Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.

1. Person: The bill was passed there will be no discriminating at food franchises towards homeless people,
2. Person: We made it great; my vote mattered ...

BY : GiovanniDYMillYentei

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.

I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word

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geese no matter how far or near gums.

An orange color.

Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Die

Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.

Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

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