me

the laziest motherfucker that exists

me: eats

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Me

Not you

I’m me, you’re not me.

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Me

Me.

That's so me.

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Is that me?

What everyone says when someone's cell phone goes off around a group of people.

-At a party-

*John's phone rings*

Brian: Is that me? *checks phone* Nope, nevermind.

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me

fat & bored

me: i'm me and i'm bored and i'm fat

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ops me me

Phrase usually said by someone having a stroke in a kid friendly video game

Person 1: can you?
Person 2: can i what?
...
Person 1: ops
...
Person 1: ops me me

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me-me-meeting

Arranged meeting out of the office to get away early for the weekend, attend a job interview, spend more time in a pub or meet a lover.

He went to the me-me-meeting.

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