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The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”
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Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.
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Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
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An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.
In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.
This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.
More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
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A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
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A mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas
Martin-"Look at her, she's wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!"
Alejandra-"Yeah, that Kelsey is sure a true mexican!"
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The sound created by several workers lawnmowing, weed-whacking leafblowing and/or doing simple construction such as hammering or sawing.
My cracker ass tried to sleep-in a couple hours today but that damn mexican orchestra across the street was just too damn loud.
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