New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

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Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

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Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

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little miami high school

a retarded school full of snobby ass bitches , everyone there is fake asf like realll fake , nobody gives a fuck about one another , almost everyone there has “overdosed” on weed 🤣😭

they fake they go to little miami high school 🤣😭

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West Miami middle school

An absolute clusterfuck of a school with sailor mouthed teachers and WWE tier fights before and after school just don’t eat the lunch

Tim:I wanna see a good fight where should I go
Tom:I heard west Miami middle school is a good place to see fights

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Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers

"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"

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Miami Trace High School

Miami Trace High School located in Eber, Ohio

Where you can vape in the restroom and won’t get in trouble.

Example: Miami Trace High School Example: let’s vape in the restroom maybe the principal will join us.

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