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An early 2020 sandwich created by Conner Price. Pure deliciousness
I eat microwave grilled cheese for breakfast.
A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything
Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?
When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.
Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.
If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
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