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A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.
Hey look it's Mikey
Oh yeah, I heard he's a gaming legend
THE epic gamer. With his ability it attract abgs with one look. He has the ultimate rizz and know how to talk to any girl.
Mikey is the rizzler. Mikey is HIM
fat basterd has no people because he easts them gegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
i just ate my best mate at mc donalds mikey a nice person
That one asshole who is always going to borrow your pens but never returns them.
Me - Where the fuck did you put my pens?
Mikey - I forgot them at home. I'll bring them tomorrow
A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.
Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey
this is a person with Poland Syndrome, or you can say a person with no chest.
That person has a mikey looking chest.
!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"