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A turtle that will kill when stepped on
Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*
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It's short for "KISS MY ASS"
Friend says: You're a faggot.
You say: Kiss mine, asshole.
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When two or more people get fucked to orgasm by the same person without that said person reaching orgasm. This is more commonly seen in homosexual sex, however it may be seen rarely among heterosexuals. Anal mining began to reach popularity in the 2000s especially in BDSM videos.
Person A: Did you go anal mining last night?
Person B: Nah, I only got to fuck one of them before I was cumming. I'd like to try it again though.
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A mine finder is a worthless 'member' of society. Someone who doesn't contribute to the world and would be better served standing on a land mine so that innocent farmers and villages in places like Cambodia wouldn't. Their greatest contribution to the world would be in death, spread over a paddock.
John: Hey, did you see that dickhead druggie passed out on the train today.
Jimmy: Yeah, another mine finder in need of a one way ticket to Cambodia.
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Pancake mines are mines that are strikingly similar to pancakes in looks. Their most famous and only appearance was in the famous Klay World series. Pancake mines aren't actually pancakes but they are mines, so avoid them at all costs.
"Hey, a pancake! I'm gonna eat it!" "NOOOOOOOO! They're pancake mines!" BOOM!
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Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!
Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
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Doing her in the anus...with a hard hat on (condom)
I really didnt want to get her pregnant, so I just went coal mining.
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