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After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.
What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth
Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."
Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.
dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
I love my cat Detective mittens
When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."