Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

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moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

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moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

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nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.