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When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name
Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night
A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?
Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village
‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’