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When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.
"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.
Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your boyfriend’s face
Marc Gave Jose a Hot Mop lastnight!
When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.
Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.
A crude reference to a tampon.
In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
“He’s got the Bucket and the Mop,
Travis is the WAP.”
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"