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A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!
my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(
where would i b without my moses bag!
To be extremely intoxicated; faded
I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.
Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.
Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group
Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff