mushroom effect

mushroom: the shape of the tip of the penis when erect, if circumcised.
effect: the feeling that takes over when you see it, makes you want to suck on it (only if you enjoy oral sex)

-its when you see it that you want to suck on it.

Everytime a girl sees my hard dick they jump right on it and give me head. It's like.. a mushroom effect.

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Mushroom bruise

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

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mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

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Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.

I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

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mushroom party

when a group of hot horny girls get together and buy, trade, sell, and play with sex toys

naughty school girl played with a plaid vibrator that she traded her dildo for at a mushroom party.

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Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)

ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage

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purple mushroom

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

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