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An expression used in place of screw off,.
By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"
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An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
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1.)a phrase that can be used as a greeting. It has no definite definition.
2.)Expletive that can be used for any situation
3.)Known to enhance the movie To Kill A Mockingbird
Person #1: "Hey bro"
Person #2: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass"
Teacher: "Pop quiz today! This counts as 100 points!"
Student: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass!"
Atticus Finch: "You're gonna hear some ugly talk about this in school. But I want you to promise me one thing: Chocolate Chunk My Ass"
Miss Maudie Atkinson: "Jem"
Jem: "Yes Ma'am"
Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"
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a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.
Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
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to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man
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refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
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1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way
2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football
guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
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