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To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).
"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"
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An off- brand liquor that is comparable to Captain Morgan. If more than 3-4 shots are taken of this, unusual behavior, easy sex, or violent behavior is the result..!
"Hey man, What wrong with your girl.? She just told me to go fuck myself..?" ........ " Oh, don't worry, thats just the Admiral talkin (Admiral Nelson)... In another shot or two if I don't pay attention, she'll be in the bathroom doing what she told you to do..!
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"La mamma" della mafia napolitana
Mamma Nelson Cerino is cooking some cakes for her son.
Mamma Nelson Cerino hides a gun in her skirt.
Mamma Nelson Cerino:"My son is the new godfather, then fuck you all bitches"
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1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
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To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.
"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."
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a putrid beast intent on only creaming over youthful boys, has racist tendencies and “likes”women however only eats arse.
lily nelson is a dirty slag from consett who has raw bunda
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