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Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration

“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020


Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.

Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things

by Happylama25 July 10, 2019


Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 3, 2020


Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024


Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.

Newton has millions of photos of you

by Donald Biden November 23, 2020


Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees

Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag

by newt0n April 21, 2021


Newton

Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.

Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.

by Fueovkznsm November 24, 2021