When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration
“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”
A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.
I know right!?
They should actually use the money for useful things
1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus
2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.
Generic name for places.
The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.
Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.
Newton has millions of photos of you
Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees
Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag
Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.
Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.