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A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
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To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
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A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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the act of someone sucking the life out of a room just by walking into it. being entirely pessimistic about everything. being a bandwagon fan. picking your acne in public places. not having a facebook and refusing to talk to women.
why don't you have a facebook? are you nicking me in my mouth right now?
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Nick is a fat man. He usually only has one friend named luca. He will think he has more friends but no one really likes him. he has a gay brother and usually at one point in his life he will come out as bisexual and then pretend he didn't a week later. He also talks a lot of shit but can't take it, instead he just cries on his snapchat streaks.
person 1: Hey is that nick
person 2: yeah, what a whale
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Anyone with the name is a simp and can’t afford free software
Hey, do you see that simp Nick?
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