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The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

by Darthfett May 14, 2023


Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night

"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"

by tommylads April 27, 2018


Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

by masterplanner February 22, 2023


Tickling the brass

Refers to using a Morse key, normally made of Brass.

He’s a radio amateur and when he uses his Morse key he chuckles “I’m off to tickle the brass”. - Early Morse keys were made of solid brass and Bakelite. When operators would be known for tickling the brass.

by Fartknocker11 June 12, 2024


Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 11, 2022


Brass Monkey

That funky monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey

by May 21, 2024


Brass Monkey

that funky money

brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024