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A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.
That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!
Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!
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Fuel for a chainsaw attachment that is usually mounted to an ar
Do you have any electric gasoline left?
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King Vodka's instrument of choice.
Electric violins are uber rad instruments that you plug into amps. Its not uncommon to see electric violins to have 5, 6, or even 7 strings, but they traditionally have 4 strings like acoustic violins.
Man, KV shreds on her electric violin!
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The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".
*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat
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Similar to a rotisserie however the chicken, lamb, or female is replaced by a Cat.
A traditional 'Electric Barbercat' removes the need for an open flame or heating element and relies on Alternating Current to electrically cook the feline with an even spread.
Some cultures use Direct Current and live cats.
"Ken! see you at the Electric Barbercat tonight?"
"YEW! I'll bring the brewskies"
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One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.
Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.
Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.
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When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.
Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
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