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Something every girl should appreciate more. Especially when they're bigger than the average male. (Like my boyfriend)
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It's a penis! ^.^
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the strongest muscle in a mans body... according to any guy!
girl: hey whats the strongest muscle in your body?
guy: MY PENIS!
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A Big Long Stick That You Suck On.
Diana Dbag: Can I Suck Dat Big Long Stick.
Nate: Oh You Mean My Penis.
Diana Dbag: Yeah The Stick.
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Two meanings:
1. a male organ used for sexual or asexual reproduction
2. another word for a certain fruit which you don't know the name for
Have you tried this penis cake? its really good
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Male Reproductive Organ that inserts itself into the female reproductive organ the vagina and unleashes billions of sperms that are your future kids.
Hog, Donkey Kong, Cockster, Pedro, purple headed yogurt slinger, wang, wong wanger, dick, dong, ding-a-ling, crotch warrior, schlong, shaleley(irish), sausage, club, Long Dong Silver, King Dong, ding dong, eggplant, cucumber, master of the 'gina, fuck machine.
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looks a bit like that
if u have a stick insect willy :D :D
and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!
Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions
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