standard party time (spt)

the time at which parties normally start. it isn't an exact time, rather it refers to the time period between 9-11pm. This time can also vary regionally and by age group.

dude 1: hey do you know what time that bangin' party starts tonight?
dude 2: no they didn't say, so it's probably standard party time (spt)
dude 1: right on. let's go at 10:30

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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

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jewish standard time (JST)

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

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Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

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Frat Boy Standard Time

The time zone that fraternity members live in. This is generally accepted as 2-3 hours after stated time in any timezone. The only exception to this rule is the time for any sporting event. In this case the rule is reversed, the event occurs 2-3 hours before stated time.

The party is going to start at 11 p.m Frat Boy Standard Time. No one arrived at the party until 1 a.m.

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Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded

Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded (PSE:R) is a new elevator game which is currently in BETA that started development in December 2021. The game is developed by Zeno (Zenotrlk) and others. It is a remake of a game that was popular around 2016-2019 named 'Perfectly Standard Elevator') - (PSE) made by Jukereise (who was used to be named Jupiter_Five), who is now known for creating JTOH - Juke's Towers Of Hell. PSE:R is just as unique as PSE. It still includes bosses, secrets, etc. But it has way more new features and mechanics, making it even more unique then the original PSE. PSE:R might become popular in the future. The game is fun. Go try it out. (but admittedly sometimes boring - probably because the game has a low amount of players, but, it's still enjoyable when you're playing on your own. For me, I prefer more players to play with - but we'll see more players in the future so it's fine)

"I bet barely any JTOH players know what PSE and PSE:R are.) - Bob :)

"Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded is better then JTOH!" - Jeff

Mittal Standard Time (MST)

GMT + 2 hours

The event took place at Mittal Standard Time (MST).