Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

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rob on my nob

jerking off for someone else

Mariana: "Eww, Kirsten please rob on my nob."
Kirsten: "Oh no!"

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Slob my nob

slob my knob

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nob-jockey

some one who rides paradise

stop fucking your brother nob-jockey

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Sweetcorn Nob Nugget

The small nugget of poo left on your bellend after having rampant homosexual sex.

Oh dear, I've had to flick the sweetcorn nob nugget off my bell, it was making the place look untidy!

microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

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