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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.

Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)

by Andalucia June 5, 2015


FRESH KICKS

NEW AND WHITE B-BALL SHOES THAT JUST PIMPIN

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ,THOSE ARE SOME FRESH KICKS YOU GOT

by NCON3000, JB and Bro July 18, 2005

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getting fresh

Make out with or to touch.

Dang, did you see my homie getting fresh with my girl?

by Bob Foozers June 9, 2006

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Fresh Kid

Based in Orange County, California.

A fresh kid is usually found listening to some DeadMau5 or Dubstep, and is wearing some vans or jack parcells with high socks, muscle shirt, and some rock & republics, and of course a pair of icy diamond studs. They hair is usually somewhat short in the front and is kind of long along their necks.

You can normally kid a fresh kid hitting up a t-shirt plus.

These kids usually think they are they shit, and wants everyone to know it.

VV Fresh Kid Convo's VV

Drake: " Yo Dylan, Am i looking fresh enough?"
Dylan: "Nahh Man, you need some new jacks, not lookin' fresh enough"

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Troy: " Ayy Sam, Let's hit up Kendra's house then go down to T-Shirt Plus, Ya dig?"
Sam:" Yaaadd Mannn"

by Hollly123yadig November 9, 2010

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fresh pow

(n): newly fallen snow, particularly light and fluffy, excellent for skiing. Virgin snow.

"Make sure you grab your North Face jacket, because we'll be hitting that fresh pow in Aspen!"

by 50 SPF September 15, 2009

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Fresh Guacamole

Using snot as lubrication

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.

by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010

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Fresh Cut

AKA Shape Up, Line Up. Its that joint that u get at the barber shop. The forhead line strait, the sides be even n the sideburns thinned out to a strait line. Ho's lovin it. Make u look fresh. cant no one take u seriously with some long ass untamed herr, so ya afro niggaz betta cornrow it up ya herd me.

Lemme get a LOW CUT BALL FADE. aight i hook u up wit the fresh cut.

by ClapUpYaBrain September 11, 2005

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