having a beef

When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).

Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
A- We were just having a beef, bro.

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have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

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have a cum

The act of masturbasting rapidly before your partner/spouse returns to the room.

Last night I was in such a rush to have a cum before my wife finished her shower .

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Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

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Having a jaf

Another term for a boy masturbating / wanking

"I walked in on Steve having a jaf last night"

"I really wanna have a jaf right now"

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have mercy

That one song by Chloe Bailey

“Booty so big, work, lord, have mercy, why I keep bossing like I do, why I keep flossing like I do, why I keep flossing like I do, why it keep costing like it do”

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Having Sex

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.

2 people were having sex

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