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Happy On Reaching New Years
Coined by Stephen Colbert.
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit
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I am so damn horny rite now, ugh i feel like i'm bout to explode!!!! cuz my boyfriend came over yesterday and I swear he drives me INSANE!!!!! I loved it!! He fingered me and was rubbing all over my pussy with his vibrating game controler n stuff...ect ;-) YIPPEE!!! I just NEED to have my first with him already!!!! I'm so dam tired of waiting.....:( He makes me have "Happy Time" (masterbate) every freakin nite. I just need him to FUCK THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RITE NOW!!! But he can't, cuz were in school at the moment and my mama is paranoid so we have NO alone time! But we do what we can when people arent looking. Gah It sux so much freakin dick! (mmmm dick, yummy) :-) I swear I want it so bad.....Ugh soooo bad!!! IDK wat i'm going to do. I can't wait anymore. It's making me so God Damn PISSED OFF!!!!! UGH FUCK ME JB FUUUUCK MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-z
fuck masterbate horny dick
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It's already been defined, and I think you readers are already exploding over that sex lecture, so I guess no definition needed. Except since it is required, let's just say it's a feeling of wanting to lodge a banana into a sock.
"Beware of him...he's always horny."
That's what the new chick heard on her first day at the bar. She looked at the guy, and nodded. She knew the signs, even though she was a virgin. That guy was worth spilling her first on.
He was hot.
She kept looking, until he spun to face her. Smiling, he jumped off the stool, muscles rippling like any weightlifter's.
He handed her a drink, and she accepted, trying her first attempt at seducing guys. He grinned, like he knew she was a new one. He liked those, because they could be handled rough and never know it.
After he got her drunk, she began to wonder if she'd done the wrong thing. But never mind. Her parents weren't home.
She barely felt him carrying her into a car.
The car door slammed, but the engine didn't rev. She saw him in the darkness, smiling at her.
"Girl, you make me so horny."
She grinned, satisfied at her decision.
He grabbed her skirt and yanked it off, feeling her, pressing hard. She moaned when he tucked something into her mouth. She tasted and smiled.
When she had licked a dozen times, he put her on top of him.
The girl whooped as she felt it, a rush of pain and satisfaction. What was the term?
She forgot, for he began pulling at her. She pulled back, and they were entangled like that till morning.
She pulled on her skirt. "Call me."
He laughed and drove off, knowing he wouldn't be doing that. He'd other girls to tackle.
She sighed and went away, suddenly remembering the word.
Orgasm.
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1. Adjective. That has many horns.
2. Adjective. Something that is very aroused.
1. That bull is horny.
2. Oh man! Am so horny!
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wenn u just wanna jump some1s bones so bad u dont care whose watchinn for christs sake its a show GET UR POPCORN PPL CUZ IM HORNYY
take me home and do me...or we could just skip the take me home part and do it rite here
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For females it's a wet sticky mess for males it's a stiff hard annoyance...unless of course you can get some, then being horny can be great! But if you're a sad and horny lonely person like me then you'll end up chaffing your skin.
I'm so horny I'm gonna sleep with my pillow again.
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when you become sexually excited. Boys tend to get hard cocks and wank and girls tend to get wet and touch and finger themselves. or They may have sex or oral.
im soo wet and horny for you, wana do it?
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