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A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
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The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.
Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune
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Okay people, before just saying the band sucks in the description, learn some punctuation first. Also, get your mothers to help you put some sentences together and to learn how to spell...christ...
System of a down are an amazing band of Armenian descent. With each new album they try to combine different types/genres of music to appeal to lots of different types of people. Indeed, some of the songs lyrics are mad/funny, but the majority have deep meanings to them.
SOAD hater: OMG!!!!1111 LYK SISTUM OF A DOWEN R LYK PROPA SHYT!!!!!1111111111
SOAD fan: What type of music/bands do you like? *Listens to System of a Down*
SOAD hater: Bakstret bois!!!!!11
SOAD fan: Interesting taste *throws up*
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An amazing band with a lot of talent and versatility who incorporate different styles of music like Alternative Metal, Folk, Prog-Rock (or Prog-Metal), Jazz, Middle Eastern Music/Armenian music (if you believe Armenia is middle eastern) and even Greek music. They're the only good "Nu Metal" band, don't let the closed minded idiots on here tell you otherwise. Serj Tankian is a very versatile singer and a talented lyricist who sings about real issues, real problems, unlike his contemporaries in the nu metal world.
P1: Dude, System of a Down is amazing!
P2: I hate Nu-Metal, but I do like SOAD
P1: Same here, Nu Metal sucks dick!!!
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A tagger gang based in Russia, but has soon moved to the northwest side of the Las Vegas area.
Yo, Dimitry is a member of bomb the system, he tags like no other.
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Literally EVERYTHING is racism to you. I see what you're talking about but it's a broader issue and your solution only fixes the problem for SOME of the black people (Of which I AM in case we forgot who we're talking to) and the underlying problem will remain.
Hym "So let's say you get your way. Let's say in your autistic need to get the rates of things to match, you succeed and the adequate number of black people, women, ect... What then? The person who inevitably replaces them needs to be black.
Does this only apply to appointed positions or do we need a proportionate number of elected officials? All black primary? Should only black people vote? How could a white man know who could best govern as a representative of black people? It's retarded and it's based on an a priopi presupposition that a black person would govern or make decisions in a black way and that they would promote other black people instead of doing what the people currently in power do (which is shamelessly promote themselves). Which is racist. It's retarded and racist. I want them to do it. No, really. I want them to do it so that when nothing happens, you have to sit there and look stupid and explain to me why it didn't do anything. It's nothing more than politic tokenism. 'OoOo Look! It's superman! But black now!' 😱 And I'm supposed to sit that and be like 🙌🤨 'Hurray?' But what does it accomplish? Nothing. An entirely cosmetic solution to real world problems. It accomplishs about as much changing your skin in a video-game. Guaranteed employment for a handful of random black people and everything stays the same for everyone else... including other black people. Your 'Fixing systemic racism'thing is pointless. It's about as pointless as going to space (And I'll explain in the next one)."
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A very old system of measurement which is used by Britain and the U.S.
These are the basic and not so basic measurements of length in order.
barleycorn (570,240 in a lea.)
inch (3 bc.)
hand (4 in.)
foot (3 hd.)
yard (3 ft.)
fathom (2 yrd.)
furlong (110 fm.)
mile (16 fur.)
league (3 mi)
Some people insist that a rod (don't let your mind stray) is part of the standard, but, since it doesn't multiply like the others (a rod is 16.5 feet), I wouldn't include it.
Americans and Brits use the standard system because we want to be different from the rest of the world — were not some sort of brain-washed, fluoride-addicted zombie — we are indies! (My apologies to anyone who has no idea what I just wrote)
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