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Scruffy Note

Five pound notes always seem to be in bad condition when you recieve them.

Nickname for a (Β£5) five pounds note.

Man 1:Oi dickhead you owe me ten pounds!
Man 2:No i dont i already payed you a scruffy note so i owe you one more.

by Callan. December 8, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Duly Noted

to grant little or no importance to a known fact

"hey i was right last time.." -A
"okay.. duly noted.."-B

by V_M April 9, 2009

101πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


death note

1. Death Note is a Japanese manga series and later adapted to an anime series after notable popularity. The story and plot centers around an emo but brilliant kid known as Light Yagami who is a coward but wanted to be god. He got his chance when he found a supernatural note book on his way back home. This supernatural note book belongs to the shinigami (death god) known as Ryuk and with the book he can kill people by writing their name in the Death Note as long as he knows their name and face. Light starts to kill criminals in the name of justice making it as his responsibility as a good to judge and purge criminals in order to give birth to an utopia, a world without crime and a world that emos can grow happy. He turned into an osama and upgraded himself from emo to sadistic emo. After much fine and fun killing Light was then pursued by a half man, half monkey, sweet obsessed but awesome detective known as L who was shocked, interested then jealous of his great ability and wanted to catch and punish Light in the name of justice too! He actually wanted the book you can see it in his cartoon eyes! Light realizes that L will be his greatest nemesis, and a race to prove mental superiority between the two begins since both can't do any kick-ass fighting moves or any bad-ass special techniques. Mental is all they got to sell in this story! The plot becomes more brutal and thrilling as the sadistic emo Light and the sweet loving monkey L risk their worthless life to catch each other.

The best part: Light tricks Rem another shinagami to kill L and his poor butler and succeeded and Light wins, L dies. In the end it doesn't even matter though as Light was killed by... Ryuk the owner of the Death Note! The death gods win! It was a fun plot all along for Ryuk's pure entertainment. You can see that coming alright! The story ends with the other surviving characters of the story feeling extremely stupid in the end (they wished they were dead) and the death gods feeling bored again and left without any apples.

2. Death Note is an anime that was banned in some schools in China because it was just too cool for the Chinese to handle. Some schools in Shenyang, China have banned the manga after some of their students started to tease friends and teachers by altering a notebook to resemble a Death Note and writing their names in them, which actually violates copyright laws and promotes piracy. The newspaper Shenyang Night Report called Death Note "poison, creating wicked hearts". Others however, including one major Chinese newspaper, felt that the ban is an overreaction and is inappropriate compared to Mao Zedong's act of burying forty-six thousand scholars alive, claiming that he did it for the lulz.

Beijing also has a ban on "horror stories" around schools to protect the already tarnished "physical and mental health" of retarded students, which includes local adaptations of Death Note. "If I can't, then these spoiled Chinese fucktards are one hundred years too early for Death Note!" a Cuban teacher said referring to his failure of creating a Death Note as a part of communist movement and reform.

It is said that Osama bin Laden was enlightened and drops down to his knees in tears when he finished the anime. He was depressed by the fact that his Allah didn't give him a Death Note but allowed those short and pervert Japanese to manhandle it.

At school...

Prefect: You two are late again! *starts scribbling*

Student A: Aw man... He is writing our names in the note book again dude... We are gonna get a detention for this...

Student B: We have been owned by the Death Note...

by Lapis Lazuli May 21, 2007

94πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 2, 2007

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


C-Note

A) A hundred Dollar bill.

B) Concord, California

A) "I gotta hit the store to break this c-note rellie."

B) "I'm dipping on CA-242 on my way back to the C-Note."

by ZERO_EBS July 16, 2008

26πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


c-note

Paper money on the back of packages of Camel brand cigarettes used to buy Camel brand promotional items. Each package of Camel brand cigarettes contains one c-note.

I got this cool jacket from Camel for 750 c-notes!

by chris pigg November 1, 2005

37πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


pouch note

I can't really put this as a dictionary-approved definition, so here follows instructions of how to make a pouch note:

1. Buy a belt pouch, money belt, or fanny pack. I personally recommend Sankey's Assassin's Pouch (google it). You won't believe how much you can put there.

2. Take a sheet of paper and cram all your notes to it, both sides in pencil. Organize them!

3. Fold it up so it fits into your pouch.

4. You're done!

Now how to use them, note down all the questions you have trouble on, then go to the bathroom. When the stall is locked, use your pouch and look at the notes.

Remember, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!

Made myself some pouch notes and cribbed my way through the AP's.

by Some guy July 11, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž