November 12

If you were born in this day then you the baddest bitch😝😍😍 or you the finest nigga 😍 cause period 😝

“Omg she’s fine I bet you her birthday is on November 12”

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November 3rd

The day the most gorgeous and amazing people are born. If you're born on November 3rd you're pretty much guaranteed to have natural charm and charisma. People will love you, want you or want to be you.

Watch out though, cause this causes jealousy in the hearts of the weak and those motha fuckers will make it their mission in life to make you miserable.

But , it's okay, because you're November 3rd born ,so you are strong enough to face their Bullshit rise above.

Person 1: " When is your daughter's birthday?

Person 2: "November 3rd."
Person 1: " Damn , you're so lucky, that kid is going to be amazing! "
Person 2:"She already is."

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november 26

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man

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November 20

The day where you give your shortest friend your food.

Short 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Ughh I’m so hungry
Tall 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Sucks for you
Short 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: It’s November 20th
Tall 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍: Awww Sh**

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November 24

November 24 is day of accomplishment when you find out you have survived 24 days in no nut November and need 6 more days

It’s November 24 I have survived 24 days in no nut November 6 more to go

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November 28

My birthday

November 28 the day I was given birth too also the day I get money.

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November 29

Hella thick bitches were born this day. If you were born on November 29 you’re hella thick

“Were you born on November 29 cause you’re hella thick”

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