nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.

1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

Nuke lol

what russians send to america when they mad

Person 1: The russians just sent america a nuke lol
Person 2: OH WOOOW