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A decent sized town located in Chenango county that has no ocean yet a light house. If you attend school here you might see someone half naked or spot a girl peeing in a urinal. Half of the population is obese due to serving sizes at there kinda drive through ice cream place called Gilligans. As you roll down your window to get your ice cream that’s bigger than your aunt sue, you get a nice draft of the dog factory. The dog food stands and the people that live in town definitely seem appetizing to dog🤤😩
“They must have cooked the dog food today, cause the furry in my school gone crazy.”
“Obesity levels are high in Sherburne NY”
Usually a communist name. Associated with red, comes from Russia and is considered globally as a very short dicked individual (3.3 inches).
I will share this bread with all my TO-NY
TO-NY is more than communism
A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.
Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."
Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"
What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
It’s what to do in nys enjoy your stay
A confidential means to infer an interest sucking a woman’s twat passionately.
Your face book photo looks great . Nys pyk
the worst place ever with nothing but fatties, sluts and rednecks making up the population.
did you see that stupid fatty from franklin ny... she is the ugliest whore I have ever seen
Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.