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When a man's condom bursts open during sexual intercourse, causing semen to escape into the woman's (or man's) sexual organs.
"Gee, Bob! Last night, I had some "motion in the ocean", and now i'm stuck paying child support :-("
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'I can't wait to have cake by the ocean' - Nick Jonas, Cake by the Ocean
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Person 1: You going to Ocean City this summer?
Person 2: Dude, REHOBETH! Even that family place Bethany is chiller than Ocean Shitty, man.
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The world's largest ocean. People who doesn't have a good sense of direction will easily get lost while attempting to navigate the Pacific. Also has beautiful coastlines.
A Delta Air Lines pilot tried to fly from Los Angeles to New York but instead, he got lost somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean since all planes were forced to take off facing the ocean.
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Ocean City is a little town in Jersey. "It's america's favorite family resort"Kind of like a steptford-town. its only fun in the summer during the winter its a dead -ass-town
Ocean City sucks*lights up pipe* *gets arrested* The town covers it up and everybody forgets about it a week later
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When getting a nice ass rimming, wait until a puddle of saliva builds up and blast a nice air biscuit at her. The spit will spray in her face like waves crashing on the shore
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the six people who got off the island in lost
jack
kate
hurley
sawyer
clair
aaron
I'm one of the oceanic six!!!
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