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A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.
Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
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If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
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Tie a rope to your left ball and the other end to a firework and have your mother in law light it. While her daughter shits on your chest.
Hey Josh does your family celebrate the Fourth of July ?
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.
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Prepared a week prior to pre-coitus a guy eats nothing but baby good. With his favourite gal lying on her stomach he shits a full load on her back. After full evacuation he grabs her by the ankles and slides from toes to top of head.
After careful planning and the right lighting I gave her an oklahoma oil slick she'll never forget.
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A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"
ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.
He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!
Yea, then lets get our nails done!
Dude, guys don't do that?
Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?
Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!
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The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
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Tragic, One of the worst days in Oklahoma history
"Let's go to the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial."
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