An Olde Yeller

An Olde Yeller is defined as receiving felatio from your lady friend while she has a mouth filled with Pop-Rocks and Mountain Dew causing her to foam at the mouth. Upon getting close to climaxing the male should withraw from her mouth and shoot her right between the eyes, thus mimicking the putting down of Olde Yeller.

My wife was giving me an Olde Yeller last night and bit me. I ended up having to put the bitch down. The moral to the story is "Never Bite the GLAND that feeds you!!"

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Old Love

n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name (female) within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.

Sometimes the identity of old love may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.

Person one: "I had sex with old love. Again."

Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."

or

Person one: "Old love dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."

Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."

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old school

A positive appellation referring to when things weren't flashy but empty of substance, were done by hard work, didn't pander to the lowest common denominator, and required real skill. Labour-saving devices, shortcuts that reduce quality and quitting before the task is done are not characteristics of "old school."

In reference to computer games, refers to a game that had substantial playability without flashy graphics or eye candy. Old school gamers appreciate difficult maneuvers, careful planning, and scorched earth policies.

In reference to role-playing games, old school refers to games that tested players' wits, could kill off careless characters, and required dedication and inner strength to play. Old school games didn't pander to the ideas that everyone is created equal, that all options are open to all races, that the markets were somehow free, and that a quasi-medieval society could have near 100% literacy.

See also classic.

"What's your favorite computer game?"
"StarCrack!"
"Old School, man!"

HackMaster: old school gaming. Who's watching your back?

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old earth

Ya MOMS

My Old Earth was trippin cause I left home to persue my rap career now she suing for 15 mil cause she aint get her cut.

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olde e

short term for olde english. cheap malt liquor that comes in 40 oz bottle and is usually 1.99

"yo niggaa lets get crunk"
"i only got 1.99!"
"lets get some olde e!"

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Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

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old codger

Slow moving old man esp. on the road.

C'mon Old Codger can you take it out of first gear, I'm in a hurray.

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