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The sort of person to go to a party and have anal sex with an unwilling drunken girl that’s either unconscious/passed out but will happily go to a anti-rape protest. Also a fanatic for black lives matter and an ultra-simp.
“I swear that Pizza Express manager is Dan Rhodes the Rapist”
1.A very swanky and neatly-groomed man.
2. Grease used for hair purposes.
He's such a Dapper Dan, with his shoes shined and hair moussed back.
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A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.
I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.
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1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.
2) A wannabe marine.
1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!
Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!
2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(
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American freestyle wrestler who is often considered to be the greatest amateur wrestler in American history.
Gable was undefeated in high school competition and won three consecutive Iowa state high school championships. Competing for Iowa State University, he posted a near-perfect record. College years he perfected his wrestling record. After College he wrestled in the Olympics and won the gold medal twice.
Dan Gable was the greatest wrestler of all time.
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A very terrible football team owner who has no football back round but still tries to run the Washington Redskins.
Dan Snyder got sad after no one showed up at fed ex field so he jumped off a roller coaster at six flags.
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The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.
Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!
Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.
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