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Refers to when any Call of Duty game has a Double XP weekend.
20 Points per kill in Team Deathmatch! I didn't know it was a Macaroni Tuesday!
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It’s just a day of the week when those whores wanna show you them huge ass titties.
Dickhead - ur pretty
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.
Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.
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When a man puts lipstick on and kisses a girls ass leaving a lip print around her asshole.
Ronnie was feeling a little adventurous, so he pulled Lisa's lipstick out of her purse and gave her a Ruby Tuesday.
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No quiz or test on the seventh day of March.
Today is No Quiz Tuesday. Thanks mr. e
When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.
Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?
A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.
Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."