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Really short male shorts that fall above the knee. Typically have a slim fit.
Damn Michael, all you ever wear are those puto shorts from Target!
A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.
"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"
The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward
I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign
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This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.
It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.
Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
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Sub bot.
But really: YouTube videos that are basically TikToks, but on YouTube, and they are guaranteed to give BIG views. Especially if there’s bobux involved.
YouTube: *gives me bobux YouTube shorts on homepage*
Me: it viral time to copy
Me a few days later: *1 billion sub*
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1. noun. (derogetory) school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to transport students with physical or mental handicaps.
2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.
3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.
1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.
2. The kid in the wheelchair was often called a short bus kid behind his back.
3. You put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.
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